I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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