Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
