it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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