I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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