I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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