some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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