So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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