we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I puked a lego.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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