i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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