just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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