it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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