I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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