Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
kristin has been a bad kristin
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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