I have demons in me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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