I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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