Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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