you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
