Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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