no. you can't hotbox the world.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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