I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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