Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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