Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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