You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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