i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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