i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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