Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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