with your own penis?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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