Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
They have beer where we have blood.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
