i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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