And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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