I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You pole danced in your parka.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Of course I have a pirate flag
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
