why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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