I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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