I'm drive I can fine osifer
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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