We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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