these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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