So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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