He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
