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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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