Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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