we're chasing vodka with high fives
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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