i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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