Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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