Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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