Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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