Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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