Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
