I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I think people are normalizing furries
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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