you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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