i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
