Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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