She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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