there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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