The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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