apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
