exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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